That's almost scary in a way There is no off position on the genius switch David Letterman Odatpup Msg pm on Oct 15, gmt 0 New User joined:Oct 15, posts votes: 0. Become a Pro Member.
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Senior Member joined:Mar 9, posts votes: 9. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. Senior Member joined:Apr 15, posts votes: 3. One more brain-cell and he could be considered dangerous. Preferred Member joined:Mar 7, posts votes: 0.
a few cards short of a (full) deck
Senior Member joined:Feb 28, posts votes: 0. Junior Member joined:July 14, posts votes: 0. Full Member joined:Sept 26, posts votes: 0. Senior Member joined:May 19, posts votes: Out of his tree. Not the sharpest tool in the pack got a screw loose Lights are on but no ones home. She's not firing on all cylinders.
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Thick as a post. Full Member joined:July 24, posts votes: 0. He's a 75 watt bulb in a watt world. Senior Member joined:Apr 19, posts votes: 0. Lost his last screw round the previous bend. If he had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it. The brits have one that cracks me up everytime I hear it: "He's lost the plot". Senior Member joined:July 3, posts votes: 0. I've been using this one to describe beckham recently: 'a couple of lads short of a kickabout'.
Senior Member joined:June 9, posts votes: 0. Senior Member joined:Aug 13, posts votes: 0. Senior Member joined:Dec 18, posts votes: 2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. Hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain. Hasn't got enough sense to stay out in the rain. He doesn't have both oars in the water. He has both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat!
He has signs on both ears saying Space for Rent He has two brains.
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One is lost and the other is out looking for it. He is only hitting on 7 cylinders. He is playing hockey with a warped puck He isn't playing with a full deck.
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He left the store without all of his groceries. He lost his trollies He parked his head and forgot where he left it. He's a a few bricks short of a full load He's a couple of bricks short of a hod. He's a couple of volts below threshold He's about a half a bubble off plumb. He's about as smart as bait He's dumber than a red brick. He's flying on one engine. He's got a few wait states. He's got a mind like a steel trap - anything entering gets crushed and mangled He's got a mind like a steel trap--full of mice. He's got a mind like a steel trap--rusty and stuck closed.
He's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. He's half a bubble off plumb He's not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us! He's not running on full thrusters. He's paged-out. He's reading off a empty disk He's running at baud He's swapped out. He's two tacos short of a combination plate. He's working with an unformatted disk Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His chimney's clogged.
few bricks short of a load
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. His elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse. His elevator doesn't make it to the top floor His elevator doesn't stop at every floor. His elevator is stuck between floors. His little red choo choo done jumped the track. His receiver is off the hook. His skylight leaks a little. How 'bout There's no wind in the windmills of his mind. If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his hat off. If he had another brain, it'd be lonely. If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week. In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
Isn't playing with a full deck. It would be easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing! Light not buring too bright. Lights are on but noone's home Looney tunes. Loony as a jay bird. Loose chip in the micro processor. Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps. Mainspring's wound too tight. Missing a few catalog cards. Missing a few gears. Missing a few marbles. Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral. Nice house not much furniture. Nice house, but nobody home.
Nice house, nobody home. Nine pence in the shilling. No one at the throttle. Not firing on all four six eight cylinders. Not firing on all thrusters.. Not hitting on all cylinders. Not playing with a full deck. Not playing with a full deck? Not too tightly wrapped. Nothing between the stethoscopes. Off your rocker. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick On the batting end of a no-hitter.
One brick shy of a load. One shingle shy a roof. Only got one oar in the water. Only operating at about half a watt.
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Only playing with 51 cards. Only playing with the jokers. Over the Rainbow Paddling with one oar. Paralyzed from the neck up. Pin 8 is floating. Playing hockey with a warped puck. Raw cookie dough. Renewable energy source for hot air ballons. Riding a tippy canoe. Running on empty. Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong. Sharp as a bowling ball.