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Directors: Ben Addelman , Samir Mallal. The Law of Fives is never wrong. These are Ages of Unbalanced Unbalance. What have I been telling you for years now?
Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose, has been exposed. It was recently revealed that it was Mr. Momomoto's brother who has been doing all of this nose swallowing. It may be vertical, horizontal, or else such, and it may be elaborated or simplified as desired.
OMAR: Note: in the lore of western magic, the is taken to symbolize horns, especially the horns of Satan or of diabolical beasties. The Five Fingered Hand of Eris, however, is not intended to be taken as satanic, for the "horns" are supported by another set of inverted "horns". Or maybe it is walrus tusks. I don't know what it is, to tell the truth. Ask what's for lunch. The first part can be taken to mean "equivalent diety, reversing beyond-mystique.
I am called the Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold. POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save my pineal gland, and only one scruple, which I keep on my key chain. There are no particular qualifications for Ordination because if you want to be a POEE Priest then you must undoubtedly qualify.
Who could possibly know better than you whether or not you should be Ordained? Momomoto, famous Japanese who can swallow his nose, cannot swallow his nose but his brother can, has been exposed! It is Mr. Momomoto who can swallow his nose. He swallowed his brother in the summer of ' When not in doubt… get in doubt. I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks.
It has been called a guerilla mind theatre. Fang the Unwashed, WKC, won't say. You can think of it any way you like. OMAR: If you want in on the Discordian Society, then declare yourself what you wish, do what you like, and tell us about it, or, if you prefer, don't. There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess prevails. Helter skelter!
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Further, the Lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't. It says little, does less, means nothing. Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart! You don't sound well. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war.
O, woe. ERIS: What is the matter with that, if it is what you want to do? Everybody hates it. ERIS: Oh. Well, then stop. Donate disks to charity. Use resulting deductions to buy Lichtenstein. Move there. OMAR: And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.
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OMAR: It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder, around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own. The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance.
Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now. ERIS: To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also be willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder.
To perform the turkey curse: Take a foot stance as if you were Brad Pitt in Fight Club preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyface you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. ERIS: The results will be instantly apparent.
It is known that they now have absolute domination over all organized churches in the world. It is also believed that they have been costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings. Put a man in a cage and he'll run for president. And it's the same thing! One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
What is your Purpose in Life, anyway? ERIS: What's that mean? OMAR: As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that planning such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get around to actually going.
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From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped Eros god of erotic love in the eyes of those who read backwards; which obviously made Eros sorE Then She apparently embezzled the Olympian treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon she opened a chain of whorehouses which certainly got a rise from the male population. And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around for years.
You can imagine my disappointment when, upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that all I could see was dots. On your next birthday, return to the place of your birth and, at precisely midnight, noting your birth time and date of observation, count all visible stars.
When you have done this, write to me and I'll tell you what to do next. The theorem to be proved While OMAR describes this scene, rest of cast attempts to act out what increasingly becomes an impossible scene. Imagine musical chairs gone horribly wrong. OMAR: blissfully ignorant The theorem to be proved is that if any even number of people take seats at random around a circular table bearing place cards with their names, it is always possible to rotate the table until at least two people are opposite their cards.
Assume the contrary. Let n be the even number of persons, and let their names be replaced by the integers 0 to n — 1 in such a way that the place cards are numbered in sequence around the table. The collection of values of d and of p for all delegates is clearly the integers 0 to n — 1, each taken once, but so also is the collection of values of r , or else two delegates would be correctly seated at the same time. This contradicts the original assumption. I actually solved this problem some years ago, for a different but completely equivalent problem, a generalization of the non-attacking 'eight queens' problem for a cylindrical chessboard where diagonal attack is restricted to diagonals slanting in one direction only.
By the now, the cast is completely baffled and irritated… [DING] The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. If he is, swear him into the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind. All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you don't have Faith.
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